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I knew my life had meaning…

“SCREEEEEE!!!! RAWRK! *FLAPFLAPFLAP* "Aw yea baby, then what?”

x-or-o: “ sprout " ft. park chanyeol the organic jag of young tree branches, cracks of tension across broken china, and veins crawling underneath paper-thin skin. burgeon and broken look like the same thing.

iglovequotes: Daily dose of love quotes here

yoursensualsub: forgivemeforimaysin: Lol Hahaha….are you a wise man? *cracking up* if only!

I have a “crack addiction" oh and I love Jammies!!!!

Rose said, and I quote, “I’m perfect the way I am.”

From my September stream saleCommission for sjay“During her time with the MSF, Paz attempted to hide her true intentions by being "the innocent school girl who loved peace”. Unfortunately her cover had a few cracks, because after a

incorrect-ironstrange:I feel like the usage of the term “crack ship” has changed. When I think “crack ship”, I don’t think ‘these two characters have good chemistry and would be good together, but it’s not going to happen, so it’s crack",

incorrect-ironstrange: I feel like the usage of the term “crack ship” has changed. When I think “crack ship”, I don’t think ‘these two characters have good chemistry and would be good together, but it’s not going to happen, so it’s crack",

derpah: davidohdrums: ahagotit: re-sublimity-kun: HIF … PRE …. art by RE-sublimity-kun Epilogue: True story, bro. “free commissions” will always crack me up. “Does commissions cost real money?"

dommewifechronicles: “"CRACK”“ Slave, for being less than your Wife expected of you today, you’ll be answering for it tonight !

crack-dragon: w300: m-mmph: Team Service Announcement: “Pop it, Don’t Drop it" (by anangrysockpuppet) FUCKING TEAM SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BEST HAHH

000540123: “I have doubts: I no longer see in me anything but cracks, impotence, useless agitation. I feel corrupt; everything that I touch is corrupt” — Georges Bataille

“Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. Empty your mind, be formless.

Where the fuck is “pepper spray everything cop" when you need him? Fuck it. I would’ve cracked his skull with a nightstick.

fattyatomicmutant: MST3k Quotes that crack me up 110%: *Regarding Fending off Alien Attackers* “YAY! They’ll just land ten miles away and kill other people YAY!” “ILL THROW MY DOLL AT YOU!” “Oh for-YOUR WEAPONS! WONT WORK! ON ME!” “The

yamino: I’ve been reading some Incredibles fanfic lately and it inspired this, lol. Whenever this quote comes up on my dash it cracks me up. :’)

cracked:“With a dictatorship, as long as you stay out of politics, you’re safe. But in a cartel-dominated area? If a drug dealer likes your girlfriend, he’ll kill you. You have no right to exist. If you’re a woman and he wants to "date”

shadowartist58: Let me love you the way it was meant to be…“Crack The Whip"Photo by Barry Goyette(Source: darkangelsbride via voyageintotheheartofdarkness)

incorrect-ladybug-quotes: Chat Noir: How is the world’s prettiest superhero doing today?Ladybug: [not looking up] I don’t know, how are you?Chat Noir: [voice cracking] fine

blondebrainpower:William Moorcroft vase with the pomegranate pattern is signed and dated on the base. There is a fine 2" hairline firing crack below the signature, and apart from that it’s in very good condition. 13″ tall c. 1942

blondebrainpower:William Moorcroft vase with the pomegranate pattern is signed and dated on the base. There is a fine 2" hairline firing crack below the signature, and apart from that it’s in very good condition. 13″ tall c. 1942

LOL the reality of this picture is cracking me up

*cracks up* i love this so much

onlypureofheart: imdaddydominance: memeguy-com: It gets A little awkward Hehehehe….. Lol! i’m imagining that scenario and cracking the fuck up

sehunniesmilk: welcome-to-on-crack-exo-zoo: krismegently: I would advise everyone to stop spreading the “fanaccount" about a sasaeng “calling Xiumin fat" as it did not actually happen; it is fake It’s upsetting to see such a fanaccount

the-personal-quotes: More quotes and gifs here! I did let her go. It was heart wrenching and full of pain, but I had to. I still think about her now and again, and my heart breaks a bit more. Not a hammer fall but a root cracking apart a boulder.

dracomartell: VIKINGS MEME: [3/3] Quotes I’m crazy and cracked. There is something wrong with me

galifianafuck: collection of my favorite benedict cumberbatch quotes “it’s really difficult to draw cheese” “i don’t have the skill to tweet” “skydiving makes me horny” “should i take the shell out” - after he cracks an egg onto the

shademag: “Our black doesn’t slack ,crack , but claps back " feat. Kashore, Star, & Janay“In today’s society POC are becoming more immune to fraudulent Eurocentric washings and more encouraging of their culture. Amongst these

myuncreativeurl: simonharrison: “I can never watch Beyoncé videos with gay boys cause they keep doing this…." Cracks me up everytime.Yas

cracked: “…honestly I’m more of a build-libraries kind of guy.” 23 Famous Quotes You Know By Heart (That Are Totally Wrong)

cracked: “I have always hated that damned James Bond. I’d like to kill him.” — Sean Connery, srsly, an actual for-real quote 5 Famous Actors Who Hate Their Most Iconic Roles #5. Sean Connery Wishes He Could Kill James Bond Who doesn’t

cracked: refkins: I FOUND THE FREAKING COMIC I WAS REFERRING TO IN THIS CRAZY LONG POST!!! It was embedded in this Cracked article. Some choice quotes/moments from said article (chosen for relevance to people I’ve encountered, to myself as areas I

cracked: Now through Valentine’s Day, promo code "LOVESTRUCK" gets you 14% off this and every Cracked Dispensary t-shirt.

cracked: (via 6 Ways a Creationist Textbook Sabotaged Science)

cracked: Look at me! Look at me! Look at me NOW! It is fun to have fun (with inspiration-jpegs) But you have to know how (otherwise you come off as a dumbass) 5 Famous Figures That Stupid People Love to Misquote

cracked: The 45 Most Badass Lines Ever Uttered in Real Life

vagabmond: Ryan remains expressionless or even smirks at jump scares. Ryan doesn’t even crack a smile when made to read or listen to fanfic involving his fellow cast. Ryan is the person a tickling feather would “not even remotely" work on, according

elastigale: yamino:I’ve been reading some Incredibles fanfic lately and it inspired this, lol. Whenever this quote comes up on my dash it cracks me up. :’) An oldie but a goodie. 😂

barefoot-in-texas: for my “sole"mates 👣 bawhahahaha, im so punny, i crack my self up. 😜 ill be here all night folks 🤓

biboe: “Nothing lasts,” she says, and there’s a little crack in her voice. “You think it’s going to. You think, ‘Here’s something I can hold on to,’ but it always slips away.” — Tim Tharp (via help-n-quotes)

I record of our banter! Love this 😂😂😂😂 QUOTES BELOW! #Repost @monkeymischief947 with @repostapp. ・・・ Awesome shoot with the fantastic @missamywillerton - and I quote: ‘It’s like, my crack’, 'My boyfriend is addicted’,

lonelydominant: thehollycompany: Age: Qing Dynasty 19th CenturySize: painting 8-¾" x 8-¼"; overall 11" x 9-½"Media: Pigment on silk The last one cracks me up.“Excuse me sir, I know you’re busy and all but…hydration is important

ocdmoviefreak: “…You kiss me and it cracks me open, And all of my stupid messy hopes come tumbling out and maybes and somedays…"❤😍😍

“R — r — riddikulus! "squeaked Neville. There was a noise like a whip crack. Snape stumbled; he was wearing a long, lace-trimmed dress and a towering hat topped with a moth-eaten vulture, and he was swinging a huge crimson handbag. There

Cracks in the concrete are just reminders that you can fall apart no matter how strong you are.

cracked: On this day in 1940: Warner Bros. releases “A Wild Hare", the first official Bugs Bunny cartoon. [sources 1 2 3 4 5]

what-even-is-thiss: erinwert: selesnyapokemonprofessor: solace-y: howlsmovingumbrellastand: I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it! I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm

peterparqer: okay, look, i know i have a great ass. hell, mister, i could probably crack a coconut between my buns a’ steel if i wanted to. and yes, i know my shorts accent how truly spectacular my whoopee cakes are…but what makes ya think it’s

loycos: molded-from-clay: snapbacksteven: I feel like the humor in SU is one of the more underrated aspects of the show so let’s have a thread quoting our favorite funny moments! I’ll start “NO MORE ROUGHHOUSING YOU’LL EXACERBATE YOUR CRACK”

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